I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
