can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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