It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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