am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I faked an abortion last night.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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