Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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