I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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