You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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