Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I enjoy the company of your penis
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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