So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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