HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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