Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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