I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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