Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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