just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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