yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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