wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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