Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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