As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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