Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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