when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
false alarm. still invincible.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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