I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Randomize
