i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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