can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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