4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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