That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Drake has all the answers
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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