How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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