I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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