just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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