you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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