Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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