What tipped you off? The sombrero?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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