but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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