VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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