Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I think people are normalizing furries
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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