Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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