I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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