...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
