do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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