is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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