Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
then he tried to convert me to islam
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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