David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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