So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
