my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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