Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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