is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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