you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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