The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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