You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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