His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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