i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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