She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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