we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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