With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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