I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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