i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize
