Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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