I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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