I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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