thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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