Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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