Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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