apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
