we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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