I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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