I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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